Chalet was a blast!
i found out a lot of secrets about a lot of people. wahaha
funny factors are highlighted in blue.
ok, let's start with the 1st day. when i reached there , it was just in time to start the bbq. we went down and it started raining. so we started the fire using the umbrella. super funny la. the girls did all the work while the guys shake leg upstairs lor. i was jaga-ing the food more than i ate. i dont think i ate my $7 worth. at one point , the food caught fire , then angela so 'kan chiong' blow the fire off , damn freaking funny la. i dont know how many of you ate with extra ingredients. haha. the information about yongyi confessing to ferlyn also got leaked out. yongyi you die le. too bad that im indirectly related to you. wahaha. miss debbie came. to eat. and to kaypoh.haha. aiyo, she looks just like one of us. you have to look hard to find her in the picture. and i blended really well in the background. i should have worn the class tee. then everyone can see me.















after we makan finish , we went upstairs, it was the guys turn to clear up. preparing was much more easier and 'funner' then clearing up.=) the waiting time for bathing was horrible.especially when you are feeling butterish and smelling of smoke. i was not the last to bathe though. when it was ahlee's time to bathe , alvin choo had to take out the key from the slot. and there went the lights and the aircon . when the lights came back on , he had to remove it again. a voice shouted from the toilet : OEI PEOPLE WANT TO BATHE ONE LEH! guess we all knew who it was,. we watch tv while waiting. it was hilarious when they aired the chanel 8 9 pm show. got alot of comments can. e.g : WHY YOU BELIEVE HIM? WHY HE MUST COME BACK? HE SUCH A JERK! comments gladly sponsered by the girls of course.

we slept in different shifts. i was in the 'sleep in the day' shift. to entertain ourselves , we ended up in mcdonalds playing heart attack. i tell you , Colin (i have to bold your name cause' i know you are gonna bold mine in your blog , we're even) ,whose nails are way shorter than ah lee's were much deadlier. if any sharper , they would have penertrated through my palm. oh ya! i dont know why i kena hit when my hands were at the bottom la. when xueyi wanted to hit ,everybody else's hands suddenly disappear , than im the only kuku one whose hands are still there la. colin referred to 'orh cheh' as 'orh bak kak' , so salah la. then xueyi mispronounced card as cup , then even the straight minded huiping thought crooked. the conversation in the end led to dicussing about negative D cups. what the hell la. huiping says she wants to be a pilot , she kidding herself lor , she so straight , if got mountain , she sure fly straight into mountain. i think waiting is a safer job for huiping. initially , we weren't sitting at the same table with the guys , so when there were empty seats , we went to hog it . our very cute huiping had to announced : I HAVEN"T DRINK FINISH MY KOPI YET! apparently , she did not realise she could take the cup along with her.we played and power napped there until around 5 in the morning IN ORDER NOT WAKE THE SMOKING POINT UP , see we thought of you guys even when you are sleeping. disclaimer :im missing INUYASHA to type this post. thanks to good old' short term memory and the fact that i do not have anything for reference. ]
when we went back to the chalet , we had to fit in whatever places we could find to sleep. like jigsaw puzzle like that. i ended up sleepin on the COLD ,HARD floor. with only huiping jacket for warmth. alamak , it so thin one lor. huiping you wasted your money buying that jacket la. just as i was about to fall asleep somebody farted and it sounded like : puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt. everybody who weren't asleep yet got up and laughed. at first we were all convinced that it was huiping as that poor girl was trying to fart all day but the fart would not come out. she immediatedly said :NOT ME! REALLY NOT ME!! she damn unlucky for broadcasting her farting difficulties. when everybody settled down already , another tsunami of laughter had to down on us cause somebody farted again[ puuuuuuuuutt] and this time it was short , sharp and smelly. and this time i knew who it was. they said the fart smelled like prawn. what the? the last fart like 'lao hong' so very few people heard it.

we laughed so loud, it resulted with the 'sleep in the night' shift people waking up and leaving the beds to us. it was a good thing right? tingxin and i slept on the floor , that was covered with a blanket , so it wasnt as bad as my previous sleeping position. colin and xueyi were sleeping on the pull out bed above us. they not gentlemen one lor but colin got his retribution cause i kicked him and elbowed him in the face when i was sleeping. [ as claimed by colin , i had absolutely no idea.] xueyi got kicked in the butt [ as claimed by xueyi , i had no idea too]wahaha. tingxin slapped me in my tummy[ like real hard la] cause i kept pulling the blanket away from her. i was really cold can, even xueyi's 'winter' jacket was not enough ok. i dont know how the rest of you can tahan the cold.

when the rest of the people cleared and headed to their various destination which consisted of escape themepark , wild wild wet and changi airport. the changi airport people went there to see jerry of F4 , or candida's version : f-fu-four , i , huiping and xueyi had the ENTIRE bed to ourselves. huiping had to sleep in the centre where there was a hole as both beds we joined together. unlucky lor. we were supposed to be sleeping [ i was trying VERY hard to sleep can?], but huiping had to make us laugh la.she damn goon one leh. we made fun of a particular person who happened to be sleeping on the floor. [ to be exact , it was huiping who made fun of the person, huiping i think the king of hades specially made the 19th level specially for you, guess xueyi had to be satisfied with his 11th storey. i shan't go to any...im a catholic , remember?] he snored like there were two whistling polo sweets stuck in his nostrils [ it went like , snore.... wheeeeeeeeeee....snore.......wheeeee....SNORT SNORT.....snore........wheeeee....]and he was sleeping in the my 'armpits smell great position'. huiping, tried to console herself by saying she will do charity at the MRT station later. so xueyi and i asked her to do on our behalf too , it was afterall her fault that we were sinning.=) i was laughing so hard that my stomache hurt. they say you can lose weight by laughing, at that rate , i already lost at least 1kg without even trying. thanks huiping!

after all the laughing , everybody came back , except those who went to changi airport , as their train brokedown , so their return was delayed. shannen they all came back with meepok. apparently , i cant eat that kind of noodles due to stomache problems, so i gave it a miss. i havent ate the entire day other than the disgustingly salty cheapo prawn crankers. so i lost 2 kg=)
we watch tv while waiting for them to come back so we can go play pool. [ this is specially for minghan as i promised ]half way during the show , minghan's phone rang , so candida tried to wake him up. but he wouldn't. on top of that , his mouth was pouted , waiting for a kiss. xueyi hollered, " MINGHAN! XIULAI CALLED YOU!!' how dear friend snapped out of his dream and let me tell you , he literally jumped. minghan , what were you dreaming of huh? xiulai , you must have tormented minghan by not attending the chalet.

around 10 , 4 of us went to play pool[ahlee , weijie , xueyi and me], candida stayed behind to wait for tingxin they all to come back before going , while minghan continued dreaming [of xiulai , i guess?] for some reason , zekai found out we were going there , so he came to find us , in the end , he left to find his gang .later , tingxin, huiyu , claudia and candida came down. I MISSED HUIPING DAMN BAD LA. I WAS SO DEAD CAN? LIKE SUDDENLY NO LIFE LIKE THAT. WHY MUST YOU GO HOME SO EARLY?after pool we went to mcdonald's to slack and waste time . my stomache must have shrunk, i had to force down the rest of my fries and lemon tea after i finished my burger.then we headed back to the chalet... this time it was so much earlier than the previous night. i was prepared to stay up the whole night. [ why do you think i slept so much in the day?] before i fell asleep, i had an urge to pee.weiqi who was in the toilet shitting , came out and tell me the toilet wasnt smelly.cute untill cannot cute lor.
this time , our dear candida made sure that we had enough space to sleep. THANKS A BUNCH! i was sleeping in the same corner on the floor under the aircon . it was fugly cold lor. ah lee talks in her sleep. later in the night , ahlee's body grew longer and longer and my space grew smaller and smaller. i see her sleep so shiok , i decided not to wake her up , afterall, i was not ready to sleep yet. shannen woke up early and left her space for us.thanks. even though i was wrapped under a layer of blanket. i was shivering. really shiver. and for the first time i underwent the term 'teeth chattering' HONEST! scout's honour. WHO'S BRILLIANT IDEA WAS IT TO SUPPLY BLANKETS WITH HOLES HUH??!!

did i mention that everybody who went into the toilet came out with a big wet patch on their shirts? that was because thay leaned on the sink. especially those who wore their contact lens and forgot about the dresser outside.

when we checked out, we went to whitesand swensen for brunch. i ate my icecream that i was dreaming of the night before for breakfast.it was a far cry from ben&jerry's , but who's complaining.after that we took the train home.

thank you's :
to miss debbie for paying for the chalet
and huiyu for washing the toilet.
{APPLAUSE}

im gonna miss all of you more after this. felt that we really bonded after having to squeeze in one tiny room.

MISS SOLATRI MUST BE REALLY PROUD OF MY EXCESSIVE USE OF ONOMATOPOEIA IN THIS POST